I have terrible Korean language skills

...but I am a pro at ordering food, especially from McDonaldu (not a type-o).

-I can order any meal that I want, and even ask for more ketchup, all in Korean-speak!

-Need me to get you a Big-Mac meal, large-sized, with orange Fanta? No problem!

-How about that Bulgogi(ummm... it's a hamburger) meal? Done!

-Just want a large fries? You've got it!

-If you want gut rot for the evening, then I'm your go-to guy.

-I can even get us a taxi there! Just say "McDonaldu kajusay-yo!".