The three most useful ways of teaching with a paperback textbook

1. Smack a student over the head with it if they are acting up.

2. Roll the book up and smack a student over the head with it if they keep acting up. By rolling the book up, you are able to cause greater pain. By using this method, you let the child know that you are being serious when you yell something at them in a strange language which they do not understand.

3. Smack a student over the head with the spine of the book. By using this method, you are able to direct the entire energy (chi 지) of the book onto one focused area of the head, inflicting the most amount of pain possible. By using this methed, you let the child know that you aren't screwing around when you tell them not to shit themselves during class anymore.