Of Crutches and Men

I visit the 'ol doc today, and I've been cleared to walk (after a few days of using crutches still, in order to build my muscles a bit).

The doc asked me when I was leaving Korea. I told him on Sunday. He said that I didn't need to bring my crutches.

"Oh, but I think I will bring them", said I.

"Why would you do that?", said he.

"So I can get ushed to the front of the airport lines", said I.

"Good thinking", said he.