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June 20, 2005

He shat himself!

My second class of the day on Friday proceeded as usual. The three 10-year-old boys in class spent the time acting like dumbasses as usual; trying their hardest to do anything other than learn English. This went on until the class had approximately five minutes left. Then everything changed.

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One of the kids shit in his pants.

Yes, a 10-year old kid (12 in Korean age) actually shit himself with five minutes left of English class.

I had no idea what was going on. I was trying to teach them how to pronounce long vowel sounds, when the other two boys kept getting up from their chairs and smelling the fat kid's rear area.

"Why are you doing that?!?", I yelled at the two mini mischievous misfits.

They two boys where starting to laugh, while still taking turns smelling the area around the fattened one's ass. The fat one had a proud expression on his face; no doubt generated from the attention that he was commanding from his peers.

Then the smell hit me.

It hit me HARD.

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Now I have a dog back in Canada. Occastionally she likes to leave a nice surprise for me, or whoever comes home first, on the basement floor. It is nasty and it stinks.

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That was nothing compared to the smell of the fat kid's surprise.

WHY WERE THE OTHER TWO BOYS SMELLING THIS FAT KID'S ASS, AFTER HE'D JUST SHIT HIMSELF!?! DO THEY ENJOY THE SMELL!?!

WHY DID A TEN-YEAR-OLD BOY SHIT HIMSELF IN CLASS!?!

WHY DID HE NOT ASK, OR JUST LEAVE, TO GO TO THE WASHROOM LIKE HE DOES EVERY OTHER DAY!?!

A TEN-YEAR-OLD BOY SHIT HIMSELF IN CLASS!!!

Thankfully, class ended shortly after. I opened the windows, turned on the AC, and got the hell out of class. The fattened one left even more quickly. He was out of the building faster than it should be possible for a fat kid with a surprise in his pants to move.

He shat himself!

2 Comments:

Blogger Jessica said...

ah ha ha ha. Lucky you didn't have to help him out with that...

June 20, 2005 10:40 a.m.

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't think that happened to real people!

--sarah

June 21, 2005 3:15 a.m.

 

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