Fly Away, Fly Away

Here's my flight plan:

-Somehow make the 350 km trip from Dryden, ON. to Winnipeg, MB.
-Leave Winnipeg at 8:15 on March 13th.
-Arrive in Vancouver at 10:00.
-Leave Vancouver at 12:05.
-Arrive in Korea at 16:45 on March 14th.

Price of trip, minus hitchhiking to Winnipeg: $1454.05 CAD

Amount that I have to pay: $0.00 CAD

Cost of the flight if I wanted to upgrade to first class: $3090.05 CAD

Features that I won't be getting because I'm not flying first class:

• Noise reduction headsets
• Individual armrest video screens featuring 8 video and 9 audio channels
• Sony Passport System (A330 and select A340s), 72 hours of on demand digital video and audio entertainment; large 8.3" individual screens
• Nintendo games on A340/A330 aircraft
• Individual DVD players with 9" color screen (B767-300ER)

Chance that I'll be sitting with a couple of missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints on the overseas flight, because I don't have a first class flight: Extremely High.

Entertainment value of sitting beside a Mormon missionary: Extremely High.