Smoking is good for your health
In China, cigarettes are a kind of miracle drug
From Saturday's Globe and Mail
Saturday, June 11, 2005
Guiyang, China — Here's some exciting medical news from the Chinese government: Smoking is great for your health.
Cigarettes, according to China's tobacco authorities, are an excellent way to prevent ulcers.
They also reduce the risk of Parkinson's disease, relieve schizophrenia, boost your brain cells, speed up your thinking, improve your reactions and increase your working efficiency.
posted by Blake at Friday, June 24, 2005
2 Comments:
hmm I think i'll take up smoking!!! the benefits are amazing, wait what were the negatives???
mom
June 25, 2005 4:02 a.m.
In China, there are no negatives. That's because the communist government there says that there are no negatives. That way, the population is much more healthy and the powers that be make more money off cigs.
They do make money off them, right???
June 25, 2005 5:12 p.m.
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